In case you missed the party….
FALL 2025: A WORLD PREMIERE
Written by Cameron McNary, this World Premiere BED AND BREAKFAST OF THE DAMNED is a classic, door-slamming, Feydeau-style sex farce... with zombies. When young couple Ben and Melissa find shelter from the zombie apocalypse at the cozy pug-themed "Snug as a Pug" bed and breakfast, they think all their troubles are behind them. But between the sweet but hapless Carol, her potentially homicidal husband Dan, the drug-addled owner Carl, and his deeply sociopathic, sexually voracious wife Sheryl, it turns out the real apocalypse is just getting started. Bodies pile up, illicit affairs are revealed, and everything comes to a bloody, explosive climax in a perfect, frantic storm of zombie bites and slamming closet doors.
Come for the pug throw pillows and the three kinds of chamomile tea. Stay... FOREVER.
WINTER 2025: A NEW TRADITION
This is the third annual iteration of the dark comedy holiday program conceived by Jaimelyn Gray. An original work, new each year written by the Various Artists involved. Comedy golden boy Patrick Schmitz will lead the writing team in 2025.
SPRING 2026: A CONTEMPORARY CLASSIC
In a seedy Oklahoma City motel room, Agnes, a divorced waitress with a fondness for cocaine and isolation, and Peter, a soft-spoken Gulf War drifter are introduced by Agnes’ friend, R.C. Agnes stays at a hotel in hopes of avoiding her physically abusive ex-husband, but there’s a hidden bug infestation problem that has them dealing with scathing welts and festering sores—and Peter believes this is the result of experiments conducted on him during his stay at an army hospital. Fears soon escalate to paranoia, conspiracy theories and twisted motives. The director of this production will be announced soon.
BACK IN THE STUDIO THEATRE
We'll be back in the Studio Theatre of the Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, for the 2025-26 Season.
As always, we could use any support you can provide. We'll be starting our fall fundraiser after Labor Day, but you can always donate at anytime, or become a monthly Constructivists sustainer through PayPal. We are so grateful to all the support through the first seven seasons. Now it's on to the next.