FOURTH ANNUAL!
A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday (with music!) 2026
By Patrick Schmitz with Various Artists
Directed by Jaimelyn Gray
December 2026
Thursdays-Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 4pm
LOCATION | Studio Theater of Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, Milwuakee
ABOUT THE PLAY
Your alternative holiday programming tradition, now in its fourth year! Four years. Somehow still going. A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday (with music!) returns this December with freshly ruined holiday songs, theatrical mayhem, and a body count that just keeps climbing. It's a variety show! It's a murder mystery! It's a cry for help wrapped in tinsel! Whatever it is – it's coming back. Arrive dressed for the holidays. Leave changed forever.
CONTENT DISCLOSURE
We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production. General warnings are language and violence.
FULL LIST OF CONTENT DISCLOSURES WILL BE AVAILABLE SHORTLY
Tickets are just $20.
Tickets are always $20 (+ BTC Fees [sorry]). We believe in accessibly to live theatre for all, which is why we keep our tickets at $20. There are also discounts for Artists, Students, Seniors, and Military. Just call or walk up to the box office and ask.
If you are unable to afford the cost of a ticket, or if you are looking for group sales, please email boxoffice@theconstructivists.org and we will work with you to make sure you see any of our productions. Where there is will, there is a way. We have the will - THIS IS THE WAY.
ILLNESS POLICY
If you are ill, please stay home. If you are concerned about recent contact with a sick person, we highly recommend you wear a mask.
If you have any other questions, email info@theconstructivists.org, or call 414.858.6874
Parking at the Broadway Theatre center
The BTC is in a very popular section of the Third Ward. Allow yourself plenty of time to find parking.
Artist biographies
CONSTRUCTIVISTS ARTISTS
+ Company Member
** Associate Artist
THE CAST
VISTING ARTISTS
CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS
Come for the show, stay for the conversation.
Constructive Conversations are our post-show discussion series, bringing audiences and artists together after select performances to dig deeper into the themes, stories, and questions raised by the work. Free and open to all ticket holders.