The Constructivists and
Cap n’ Glasses Studios Present:
5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche
By Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood
With contributions by Sarah Gitenstein, Mary Hollis Inboden, Meg Johns, Thea Lux, Beth Stelling, and Maari Suorsa
Directed by Joe Lino
Featuring Kellie Wambold, Emily Harris, Anya Palmer, Aly Rader, and Bree Kazinski
October 2026
Thursdays-Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 4pm
LOCATION | Pink’s Accessible Theater House (PATH), 1104 Historic W Mitchell St, Milwaukee
ABOUT THE PLAY
Set in 1956 at a breakfast meeting of the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein, 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche starts as a delightfully quirky community gathering — and descends into hilarious, audience-participatory chaos when the outside world intervenes. Written by Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood, with contributions from Beth Stelling, Mary Hollis Inboden, and others, this wickedly funny dark comedy is a Milwaukee premiere directed by Joe Lino. Featuring Kellie Wambold, Emily Harris, Anya Palmer, Aly Rader, and Bree Kazinski. Playing October 2026 at PATH (Pink's Accessible Theater Home), 1104 Historic W Mitchell St, Milwaukee.
CONTENT DISCLOSURE
We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production. The only general warning for this one is blood.
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