THIRD ANNUAL
A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY
created by jaimelyn gray
Written By Patrick Schmitz with Various Artists
directed by jaimelyn gray
featuring Autumn N. Green, Becky Cofta, Ekene Ikegwuani, Kellie Wambold, Libby LaDue, Logan Milway, Nate Press, Nicole McCarty, and William Molitor
December 18-20, 2025
FOUR SHOWS ONLY
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at 8pm, Saturday Matinee at 4pm
LOCATION | Studio Theater, Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, Milwaukee WI
ABOUT THE PLAY
From the mind of Jaimelyn Gray, we’re back for the third year of this new kind of Holiday standard. A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday (2025) is a wickedly sharp, dark-comedy revue that dismantles the season’s sparkle one deadly sin at a time. Guided by the spirit of good ol’ St. Nick, the show careens through seven outrageous sketches, each twisting a familiar holiday chestnut into something hysterically unhinged. Packed with musical parodies, a bit of playful violence, and The Constructivists’ signature bite, the show is a cathartic release for anyone who’s ever found the holidays stressful, ridiculous, or just a little too cheerful. Equal parts sketch comedy, musical parody, and seasonal catharsis, A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday is a twisted celebration of everything we love—and absolutely hate—about the most wonderful time of the year.
CONTENT DISCLOSURE
This production contains adult subject matter. Viewer discretion strongly advised. We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production. General warnings are violence, sexual situations, and language.
FULL CONTENT DISCLOSURE CLICK HERE (SPOILER ALERT)
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ILLNESS POLICY
If you are ill, please stay home. If you are concerned about recent contact with a sick person, we highly recommend you wear a mask. And as COVID-19 is still a thing, if the Milwaukee COVID risk level is High (orange), we will require masks at your performance. To check the status:
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Parking at the Broadway Theatre Center
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