A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY
(WITH MUSIC!)
conceived and directed by jaimelyn gray
Music Direction by Nicole McCarty
Curated, Devised, and Written by Becky Cofta, Liz Ehrler, Andrea Ewald, Jaimelyn Gray, Ekene Ikegwuani, Nate Press, Matt Specht, Kellie Wambold, and Ben Yela

FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY
DECEMBER 6-9, 2023

All shows at 8pm

LOCATION | Zao Mke Church, Lower Level, 2319 E Kenwood Blvd, Milwaukee, WI 53211 - This season we’re starting a partnership with Zao MKE Church, a wonderful community based right across the street from UWM Student Union. We’ll have more for you on this partnership in the weeks to come.

Parking at Zao MKE

Located across the street from the UW-Milwaukee Panther Student Union, there is ample street parking. Just leave yourself time to get to the space.

about the show

A VERY CONSTRUCTIVISTS (AND DEADLY) HOLIDAY SPECIAL FOR YOU

From the mind of Jaimelyn Gray: A dark and funny Holiday Special. A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY will feature real news stories of humans behaving badly in a seven deadly sins kind of way, blended with holiday songs you know and love. Well, ones that you may or may not know these lyrics to anyway. “Deadly Holiday” is meant to make you laugh at we humans being so angry, lustful, prideful, gluttonous, lazy, envious, and greedy during the holidays, but you’ll leave wanting to not be those assholes.

CONTENT WARNING

This production contains adult subject matter. Viewer discretion strongly advised. We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production.

VIEW DEADLY HOLIDAY CONTENT WARNING LIST

Tickets are just $20.

Tickets are always $20 (+ fees if purchasing ahead online). We believe in accessibly to live theatre for all, which is why we keep our tickets at $20. You can also enter ARTIST, SENIOR, or STUDENT for a $5 discount online or mention at the door. We use the honor system on this. Please don’t be an asshole.

We know online ticket purchasing fees suck. We hate them too. But, well, technology. We are always open to holding your name at the box office to pay cash at the door. Email boxoffice@theconstructivists.org us for that option.

Finally, if you are unable to afford the cost of a ticket, or if you are looking for group sales, please email boxoffice@theconstructivists.org and we will work with you to make sure you see any of our productions. Where there is will, there is a way. We have the will - THIS IS THE WAY.

COVID-19 POLICY

As COVID-19 is still a thing, if the Milwaukee COVID risk level is Medium or High (yellow or orange), we will require masks at your performance. If it is green, masks will be to your comfort level. To check the status:

CURRENT COVID-19 RISK LEVEL

If you have any other questions, email info@theconstructivists.org, or call 414.858.6874