Theatre! Theatre! Theatre!

so many companies IN ONE PACKAGE!?!?! NO ONE CAN LIVE AT THAT SPEED!

We love our company — obviously — but Milwaukee's theatre scene is so much bigger than us, and we want you to experience all of it. This package pairs a dinner gift certificate to Onesto, one of the Third Ward's finest, with tickets to some of the best companies this city has to offer. Catch a show at Next Act or Renaissance Theaterworks, or be moved by the extraordinary work of Milwaukee Opera Theatre or Pink Umbrella Theatre (Pink’s certificate is $200 alone). Four companies, one package, and a meal to fuel the whole adventure — this is a love letter to Milwaukee's arts community written in the best possible currency. Bid generously and tell them The Constructivists sent you.

STARTING BID $150

SPORTS!

Play ball!

If your idea of a perfect weekend involves a cold drink, a good seat, and something to root for, this basket was built for you. You'll score tickets to a Milwaukee Brewers game plus a poster to hang so everyone knows where your loyalties lie. Wrap yourself in a Green Bay Packers blanket, because Wisconsin winters (and Wisconsin fans) require serious gear. And don't sleep on the Milkmen tickets, because independent league baseball on a summer evening is genuinely one of life's underrated pleasures. Put in your bid, grab your friends, and spend the season doing what fans do best: showing up and cheering loud.

BIDDING STARTS AT $75

The Fucking Art Basket

Fucking Art makes your life better

This is the basket for people who appreciate art and also love an f bomb. First up: the original “Margaritaville” painting from our production of BUG, created by the wildly talented Anjl Rodee — a piece that will mean everything to anyone who saw the show and confuse everyone else in the best of ways. Next, Artistic Director Jaimelyn Gray contributes a hand embroidered fabric art piece featuring words that would make your grandmother clutch her pearls, stitched with genuine love, with absolutely zero apology. Rounding out the collection, Kellie Wambold will throw in some fucking buttons, because what is art without wearable profanity you can take into the world? Bid on the basket, hang the painting, frame the embroidery, pin on a button, and become the badass you want to be.

STARTING BID $110

Amber’s Wine Basket

Look, you could buy wine at the store like a normal person, or you could bid on this expertly curated 3 reds and a white wine basket assembled by Amber Regan and feel fancy about it. Amber has done the hard work of selecting bottles so whether you're celebrating something, commiserating about something, or just really into wine, this basket has you covered. Bid high. Amber deserves it and honestly so do you.

Bidding currently stands at $65

Dinner with the Directors

You gotta eat, right? Why not sit down with Constructivists Artistic Director Jaimelyn Gray and actor, playwright, BUG Director, and all around great artist Maya danks and pick their brains.

Bid on an intimate dinner with Constructivists Artistic Director Jaimelyn Gray and actor, playwright, BUG director, and all-around great artist Maya Danks — two people who have spent a good part of this season living inside one of the most intense plays ever written, and who now have a lot to say about it over a meal. You can ask them anything: how BUG came together, what it's like to direct your friend through a psychological breakdown, whether any of it is real. They will answer honestly, possibly too honestly. You and a guest, them, their guests (including the guy who builds the sets, probably), a mutually agreed upon restaurant, and a conversation you will not stop thinking about on the drive home. We promise not Qdoba. Unless that's what everyone wants.

Bidding starts at $100

Private Book Store Shopping Experience

You should read more Romance, bro.

Bid for an exclusive after-hours private shopping experience at Thirst Books, one of Milwaukee's newest independent bookstores. You’ll enjoy the rare pleasure of browsing the carefully curated shelves at your own pace, with a glass of bubbly in your hand. Whether you're hunting for your next great read, a perfect gift, or simply soaking in the magic of a shop built by readers for readers, this experience is yours to savor without the crowds. Staff will be on hand to offer personalized recommendations tailored to your tastes. This is a one-of-a-kind evening for the reader in your life and the perfect excuse to treat yourself.

BIDDING STARTS AT $70

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